What do all battered Muslim women have in common? They just won’t listen!

She got married and discovered true happiness but by then, of course, it was too late

Muslimess on wifely submission: ““Women talk ceaselessly. It is the woman’s fault if she is killed.”

Are ordinary Muslims ever embarrassed by this sort of stuff?

How about this for some affordable housing?

Beats Cos Cob, surely.

Beer companies blame global cooling for slow sales worldwide.

 

Hey Bud, gotta light?

Chilled beer, good; chilled customers, not.

Benghazi hearings live

On CNN – right now, Democrat Lloyd Bridges is defending the administration. Who’s next, Flipper?

If it had happened in New York they’d still be on Riker’s Island

 

You won’t get MY business again!

British tourists charged €64 for four triple-scoop ice cream cones in Rome are invited by mayor to return, free ice cream on him. Triple scoops? Bloomberg would have nailed their ass.

Bloomberg to the obese: “die, fatso!”

The 7-11 Kid

Chris R sends along this breaking news: Nanny Bloomberg bans people weighing more than 260 lbs from using his new bicycles. “I warned them about those Slurpees,” the billionaire scolded at a recent news conference, “but did they listen? They did not, and now they’ve forced me to pull (them) over.”

Imam admits it: Muslims no better than monkeys

Alu akbar, baby!

“They stone immodest females, we do too.”

The new majority

One in ten LA residents here illegally. And 85% of them are Mexicans or Central Americans.

One in 10 Los Angeles County residents is an immigrant living in the country illegally, according to a study released Tuesday by the USC Center for the Study of Immigrant Integration.

Many of those immigrants have been in the country for more than a decade and are the parents of children who are American citizens, the study found. One in five children in Los Angeles County has at least one parent who is in the country without proper documentation.

One in four of the estimated 11 million people said to be in the United States without legal authorization lives in California. Statewide, the study estimates that about 7% of residents, or more than 2.6 million people, are in the country illegally.

That means the stakes for California are particularly high as Congress debates immigration reform, including the possibility of a mass legalization.

“The share of children with at least one undocumented parent really speaks to the interwoven generations,” said Manuel Pastor, the USC center’s director and a coauthor of the study. “Another thing that’s striking to me is the length of settlement of the undocumented population. Rather than the person who stands in front of Home Depot who just got here a year ago, it’s actually a more settled population.”

In Los Angeles County, 63% of unauthorized immigrants are from Mexico and 22% from Central America, according to the study. Eight percent are from the Philippines, Korea or China.

Amnesty for all and enroll them as Democrats. The banquet table is now open.