i’m short on cash and need protein.
so here’s an idea i had. i want to lure a deer into my backyard, trap it somehow and then slaughter it.
lots of deer in my neighborhood. so far my plan is to go get a salt lick (these are available at pet stores or an outdoors store i assume, if not, pls advice) and place it in my backyard.
i guess here’s where it gets tricky. i have to trap the deer somehow. not sure how to do this. i have a sweet big ass knife/machete that should do the trick once i’m able to actually grab the deer. swing the blade as hard as possible on the neck should do the trick right? it’s a sharp blade, for sure. any spot on the neck preferable, like closer to the head or lower?
so i know this sounds a little odd. but help a poor brotha out.
what would you do- no gun/bow, but need that deer for protein?
is this too much of a half baked idea? i really think i can make it happen. point me in the right direction please.
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