Should enemas only be performed by licensed nozzlers? Hartford Democrats think so; thousands of dominatrixes and their happy customers would say no. There is no matter so trivial that politicians won’t attempt to stick their meddlesome fingers into it.
Mayor Bloomberg wants the state to control what we ingest and how much, our own pols want to dictate what we do with it once we’ve eaten. Cradle to grave, plate to toilet bowl, the state claims the power to manage it all.
Let’s hope that this, too shall pass – our safety depends on it!