Seems it’s tough for drunks all over

Attention, shoppers: Blue Light Special in beer aisle number 2

Attention, shoppers: Blue Light Special in beer aisle number 2

Alaska: Man arrested for DUI in a shopping cart.

Moses has apparently driven motorized shopping carts while intoxicated numerous times in the past and would attempt to run over any employee who tried to stop him.

The average speed of a motorized shopping cart is roughly 5 mph.

UPDATE: And Alaska is the toughest spot of them all. Man mauled while feeding a bear barbecue had been drinking, police say.

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4 responses to “Seems it’s tough for drunks all over

  1. Anonymous

    Those taxpayer sponsored Medicare fat-carts are disgusting.

  2. America'sGrowing

    The shopping carts are roomy and can accomodate an operator who weighs as much as 500lbs. The ladies in the photo have room to grow!

  3. I’m from Alaska and many Alaskans consider beer to be a food group. I’m sure the bear liked the nice malty flavor of his meal.

    For the record, Yogi and Booboo do not inhabit the Alaskan woods. Our bears will eat your lunch, but ignore your picnic basket.

  4. Darwin gets cheated again. But he’ll be back.