Daily Archives: August 10, 2013

This is the person Democrats say you have a moral obligation to support

While you were out (working)

While you were out (working)

Surfer dude buys sushi, lobster on food stamps. 

[Jason] Greenslate, a 29-year-old La Jolla California surfer and musician who sings that he does not want a “motherfucking job” and has “fuck no” guilt about living on $200 of what he calls “free money ” — or what the government called Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Benefits — while he avoids a job to hang out on the beach, sing and chase women.

“Wake up, go down to the beach, hang out with my friends, hit on some chicks, start drinking,” Greenslate said, describing his day to Fox News’ John Roberts in an interview for the channel’s “The Great Food Stamp Binge” hosted by Bret Baier.

“I surf everyday. It’s wonderful, man. Just get away from everything, clear your head. Get out with the boys. Have a good time.” Greenslate said.

Roberts reports that Greenslate has no fixed address, instead choosing the life of a beach bum staying with family, friends and girlfriends, living off them and $200 a month in benefits from the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program, which he uses to buy gourmet items at the grocery store.

“I don’t got a paycheck coming in so I qualify,” Greenslate told Roberts.

Fox News’ cameras joined Greenslate on one of his grocery shopping expeditions. With his Electronic Benefit Transfer card (EBT), the vehicle for food stamp benefits, Greenslate purchases sushi, lobster and coconut water.

“All paid for by our wonderful tax dollars,” he said with a smirk, leaving the store with his purchases.

“I’ll usually get sushi, but make it my own way, they didn’t have any good fish, so I just got the premade stuff,” he told Roberts after the grocery store visit, explaining his typical food buy.

Greenslate and his friends grilled the lobster along with chichken and hot dogs and shared the meat.

Greenslate has no intention of getting a job.

“That’s not the direction I’m going right now,” he said to Roberts, explaining his ambition is to be a rock star.

I used to think there’d be a limit to this but instead of revolution, we just see more of it every day. But if we can no longer hope that the pond scum of society will discard their infantile dependence, there is always the certainty that, sooner or later, the money to pay for all this will run out. The Greenwich Democrat’s designated intellectual, Dollar Bill, insists that that day will never come; the rich will just be squeezed harder to keep the cornucopia filled – I think DB’s reasoning capacity is as weak as his morals.

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Desperate to save his investment, Eddie Lampert reaches out to Walt for product ideas

Things must be far more interesting down in Belle Haven than many of us suspect, if this Sears catalogue page is any indication.

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I’ve signed up every Democrat I know

 

Not a bit of high fructose on the entire trip! And no gluten either!

Not a bit of high fructose on the entire trip! And no gluten either

Thousands apply for one-way trip to Mars

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Well, duh

You wanna keep your existing insurance plan? HERE'S your insurance plan.

You wanna keep your existing insurance plan? Here’s your existing insurance plan.

Reid admits it: “ObamaKare is just a stepping stone to a single-payer health care system”. Everyone knew that; it’s why the arguments for and against it were so fierce and why the reports of chaos so welcomed by the proponents: it was designed to fail, so that the replacement will be seen as necessary.

Reid’s admission does drive home the lesson that when someone calls a policy or law “a good first step”, he has an ultimate destination in mind that is far more radical than the label. Connecticut’s “Common sense gun laws”, for instance, were hailed by the gun confiscators here as “a good first step”; when non-gunowners in the rest of the country wonder why we cavemen resist “common sense” restrictions on guns, we can point them to Harry Reid.

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Geeze, don’t mess with Timmy, “Elba”* Armstrong

The whippings will continue until morale is restored

The whippings will continue until morale is restored

Riverside resident Tim Armstrong, by all accounts a really nice guy, doesn’t enjoy presiding over the Titanic, apparently, and the experience has sapped his sense of humor. Yesterday, the former Google exec, now AOL chief and, sadly for him, responsible for keeping AOL Patch alive, fired his creative director on the spot.

Earlier today, AOL CEO Tim Armstrong fired Abel Lenz, Creative Director at AOL Patch.com, in front of 1,000 coworkers.

AOL is reducing the number of sites in its local news network, Patch, from 900 to 600.

Today, Armstrong hosted a conference call with Patch employees to explain the news.

During the call, according to a source, Armstrong told Lenz to “stop taking pictures.” Then Armstrong said “You’re fired.”

Then there were a few seconds of silence. Then Armstrong resumed speaking.

A few minutes later, Armstrong complained about leaks to the media. He said the leaks were making Patch seem like “loser-ville” in the press.

He said, “That’s why Abel was fired.”

“We can’t have people that are in the locker room giving the game plan away.”

I’ve always wanted to try that to see whether it helped discipline around here but I don’t have employees or even a dog to kick around and, at least so far, I’m not into self-flagellation. Walt will probably let me know what I’m missing.

* That’s for palindrome and history fans who know their Napoleon: “Able was I ere I saw Elba”.

Palindromes, by the way, date back to the beginning of man: “Madam, I’m Adam”.

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Well really, only the press and his sheeple ever thought he knew anything about the law

Sealed indictments, si; sealed law school transcripts, non,

Sealed indictments, oui; sealed  college and law school transcripts, non,

Obama violates Federal law, discloses existence of sealed indictment on Benghazi.

While the president of the United States can declassify top secret intelligence information on his own say-so, disclosing secret grand jury material is a different matter. Rule 6(e) of the Federal Rules of Criminal Procedure clearly states: “… no person may disclose the indictment’s existence except as necessary to issue or execute a warrant or summons.’’

Contempt of court? Aw heck, the Great One has already, and repeatedly displayed his contempt for the Constitution and the Little People of the United States, so what’s another example of that going to hurt? Laws are for non-golfers.

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