Kids ‘ll do the darndest things!
Jesse Jackson Jr. and wife sentenced to 30 and 12 months, respectively, in the pokey for stealing campaign funds. “Didn’t that boy learn nothing from me?”, Jessie Sr. asked FWIW. “I must have extorted what, $50 million? $100 million? from every major corporation in America with my Operation Push thing, and never, not once, was I even arrested, let alone shipped off to the pen. That’s the trouble with this new generation, they just aren’t creative enough; now excuse me, I gotta go have lunch with Barry and Reverend Al.”
For What It's Worth 
Call Whitey a racist and he will give you all his money and run away.
When he goes to lunch he puts it on his Platinum EBT card.
Junior was the beneficiary of a shakedown of Anheuser-Busch. Wonder what happened to his Chicago beer distributorship.