With his poll ratings at an all-time low and the new puppy ploy having already lost momentum despite bestowing a Muslim name, “Sunni”, on the pooch, the Leader of the Free world tries another gambit: Warships to Syria. Reached for comment, Greenwich Democrat spokesman Bill Gaston explained the latest development to FWIW: “Bush Chaney! Benghazi! No blood for Oil! Bush lied so others died! Bushbushbushbushbush!”
Then he keeled over, asphyxiated.