Name to be revealed by Friday, Captain Fudrucker Keno promises, but as usual, FWIW has the answer before Greenwich Time thinks to ask the question.
As Democrat Stephanie Paulmeno fielded media inquiries about her withdrawal from the first selectman’s race by phone Monday night, Democratic leaders met to discuss their leads for a replacement candidate.
“We always have good candidates sort of waiting in the wings,” said party Chairman Frank Farricker.
“We are very confident that we will have a very qualified candidate ready by Friday,” Farricker said.
What do they want, who can meet the Democrats’ rigid criteria? A progressive, someone more capable of thought than a tape worm or, same thing, Mummy Ramadamadingdong Tamm, and most important, someone who can keep his mouth shut when asked to explain the difference between rapey-rape and date-rape? I present to you …the stuffed corpse of Jeremy Bentham!
“We’ve tried dummies that talked,” Farricker explained to FWIW’s ace field reporter Scuzie Cupkake, “and the results sucked. We’re hoping for better with Jeremy. And this time, we’ll make sure the strings are securely attached.”