Don’t you hate when this happens?


Semper paratus

Semper paratus

No hurricanes this month.

Bloomberg News:

August is about to end without an Atlantic hurricane for the first time since 2002, calling into question predictions of a more active storm season than normal.

“At this point, I doubt that a super-active hurricane season will happen,” Klotzbach said in an e-mail yesterday.

The most active part of the Atlantic season runs from Aug. 20 to about the first week of October. The statistical peak occurs on Sept. 10, according to the National Hurricane Center in Miami.

“The very inactive season so far has been a bit of a head-scratcher,” Crawford said.

Just two weeks ago the father of the Internet and inventor of global warming promised a far more exciting time, even claiming that things were so bad that scientists had had to add a new level of hurricane severity, “Category Six”.This was false:

Chris Vaccaro, director of the National Weather Service’s office of public affairs, was asked whether the National Hurricane Center is about to unveil the doomsday Category 6. His response?

No, we’re not pursuing any such change. I’m also not sure who VP Gore means by “they.” I’d also point out that the top rating, Category 5, has no ceiling: it includes hurricanes with top sustained winds of 157mph and higher.

Liar, liar pants, on fire.


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6 responses to “Don’t you hate when this happens?

  1. Anonymous Citizenette

    If Tipper’s still around, perhaps she needs to get the commitment papers ready, Al’s psychosis is worsening.

  2. Al Dente

    Global warming has re-directed its evil influence to humans! This is causing savage behavior like murder, rape, mayhem, and Miley Cyrus!

  3. NOAA has tracked 11,967 Hurricanes since 1842.
    Sandy dared to prove that idiotic planning promoted by Robert Moses and his disciples over the “Region” ignored threat.
    Now to cover up their goofs that cost billions and lives… the usual…impose useless regulations on private landowners.
    Instead we can still get back to the basics of protection by action, especially attenuating wave action and use this rain free wind/atmospheric record low pressure and 1 in 730 chance of extreme predictable High Tide as the perfect PLANNING opportunity…..PLAN based on facts not budget pumping politically motivated fear baloney….

  4. Anonymous

    Once they began jacking up the houses in Old Greenwich you knew it would be a years before another hurricane.

  5. AJ

    I believe Category 6 is sitting somewhere in a lockbox; to be released at the appropriate moment by the foaming at the mouth, Nobel prize winning, Oscar winning, former VP globalist. Truly a man of accomplishment, even by Harvard standards, but in deed perhaps even more destructive than Harvardian Ted Kaczynski.