Damn I’m sorry he lost, and deprived us of such fun

You. Will. Not. Pee. On. me! Bastard!

You. Will. Not. Pee. On. me!
Friggin’ dwarf bastard!

Anthony Weiner can’t keep it in.

The scandal-ridden mayoral primary loser — who reportedly flipped the finger after delivering his concession speech — was spotted at Union Square Park playground with his and Huma Abedin’s son, Jordan Zain, on Thursday when another child had an accident and peed on a swing. We’re told the father grabbed his kid and went to find a napkin to clean up, as Weiner made his way over to the exact swing.

A spy tells us Weiner was heard screaming, “Thanks for leaving this thing soaking wet.”

“The other dad said he was going to clean it up and told him, ‘It’s funny you’re the one talking about other people’s self–control,’ ” says the witness.


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14 responses to “Damn I’m sorry he lost, and deprived us of such fun

  1. What no free nappys at swing ?
    Those damn Republican budget cutters !

  2. Peg

    It’s reached the level where even Hillary “Stand By Your Man” Clinton is giving him – and his wife – the ultimatim hook:


    • Libertarian Advocate

      Peg: From your comment link:

      “It feels great,” she said, “because I have been on this high wire for twenty years, and I was really yearning to just have more control over my time and my life, spend a lot of that time with my family and my friends, do things that I find relaxing and enjoyable, and return to the work that I had done for most of my life.”

      Translation: I have to put as much distance between me and SCoaMF as possible if I ever want to run for anything ever again>


      Asked is she wrestles with running for president, Hillary said, “I do. But I’m both pragmatic and realistic. I think I have a pretty good idea of the political and governmental challenges that are facing our leaders, and I’ll do whatever I can from whatever position I find myself in to advocate for the values and the policies I think are right for the country.”

      Translation: I’m not stupid. By the end of his term, SCoaMF, may have so thoroughly scorched Brand Democrat</i) that it may be 2024 before we have a prayer of getting another one into the White House

    • Riverslide

      “Stand By Your Man” LOL

      I love the recent Gennifer Flowers revelations wherein Bill Clinton is quoted as saying that Hillary has “eaten more p**sy” than he has, and he refers to her as “the Sarge”, “Hilla the Hun” and “the Warden.”

      Even conservatives trying to cast Hillary in a negative light couldn’t make up stuff this good!

  3. He has deprived thousands of comedians of so much material – so sad!

  4. InfoDiva

    If his problem was alcohol or drugs the solution would be easy. Unfortunately there is no rehab for personality disorders.

  5. Libertarian Advocate

    Weiner: Suicide watch candidate.

    • Inagua

      LA – Weiner has Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and these people value self-preservation above all else. Suicide is extremely rare. They must be in the Bunker with the Russians only streets away to do it.

      • Libertarian Advocate

        If it’s true that Hillary told Huma to make a choice, then in a sense, he’s in the bunker. He’s certainly been thrown under the bus by his Party and I’m guessing they wouldn’t be adverse to his committing Seppuku. Perhaps Hillary would present the blade itself to Huma and direct her to deliver it to Anthony as a demonstration of Huma’s loyalty to the Clintons?

        • Libertarian Advocate

          Inagua: Actually, I think you’re right. Seppuku assumes that a person who commits it has a sense of honor and has a capacity to feel shame. Since Democrat’s are devoid of honor, no Seppuku.

        • Inagua

          Honor and shame are extremely rare among politicians. The only recent example I can remember of a politician resigning over a personal embarrassment is Bob Livingston.

          But far more important than personal embarrassment is the near absolute refusal of these fools to admit the damage they have done in setting public policy. Robert McNamara was practically on his deatbead before he admitted his errors on Viet Nam. And none of the current crop has acknowledged error in repealing Glass-Steagal; financing people to buy houses they couldn’t afford; and the Iraq War, to cite just three of the stupidiest policy decisions of the last 25 years, all of which have been bi-partisan. We are truly governed by fools.

  6. So she’ll get custody of the kids, Anthony will wind up in a 5th floor walk up studio in Brooklyn and the Democrats will find a job for him doing voter registration drives in cemeteries.

  7. housecat

    He should change his name back to “Schmuck”. “Weiner” doesn’t have quite the same ring to it.