The real value of attending an Ivy is the lifetime connections you’ll make

 

Boola Boola to you, babe

Boola Boola to you, babe

Up at Yale, for instance, a student is bonding with his peers by smearing their laundry with his feces and urine.

Probably somebody’s next congressman.

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5 responses to “The real value of attending an Ivy is the lifetime connections you’ll make

  1. Let’s not forget the services that assist fellow Ivies in meeting and mating.

  2. guess what i’m wearing for Halloween!

  3. Johnny Harvard

    Who gives a shit?

  4. Anonymous

    It’s all Greek to me. Sounds like an initiation at a state school fraternity.