Another Biden defense victim

bidenTeen shotgunned while toilet papering principal’s house. Our Vice President, you will recall, urged exactly this response to crime. Too bad someone was dumb enough to listen to him.


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4 responses to “Another Biden defense victim

  1. Walt

    Dude –
    Speaking of cruelty to children, why is it considered cruelty to use these shock collars on children, but it isn’t wrong to use them on dogs? How is that considered ok?,0,3442200.story

    You could kill the dog using these things, right? Just like you could kill a baby. Did someone say dead baby?

    What’s the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
    When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.

    What’s the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies?
    I don’t have a Cadillac in my garage.

    What’s the difference between a baby and a bagel?
    You can put a bagel in the toaster. You have to put the baby in the oven.

    Your Pal,

  2. Al Dente

    We were planning to T.P. your house tomorrow night. Change in plans. Meeting tomorrow at Taco Bell – need new strategy.

    • housecat

      But if we do that, he won’t let us use his pad again. Hunting season’s just started, AD. Don’t be shortsighted!

  3. Anonymous

    Rock salt and bacon fat.