Missed the anniversary, darn it

But Al said if I went north, I'd keep warm!

But Al said if I went north, I’d keep warm!

Five years ago Friday (the 13th) Al Gore promised that the north pole would be entirely ice-free in five years. He did add the caveat, “we will find out” whether the science-is-settled model is accurate, and I guess we have: the ice cap grew 29% this summer alone.

Bummer summer, Al.


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10 responses to “Missed the anniversary, darn it

  1. one thing for sure, he must love to hear himself talk:

  2. AJ

    In yet another example of the insanity of political correctness and racial division, a writer for Slate magazine recently stated that Santa Claus “should not be a white man” anymore and proposed re-branding Kris Kringle into a penguin.

    The Slate writer seems more concerned with Santa’s race than his altruism.

    In a piece entitled Santa Claus Should Not Be a White Man Anymore, Slate culture blogger Aisha Harris urged America to “abandon Santa-as-fat-old-white-man” and replace him with a gift-giving penguin.

    “From here on out, Santa Claus should be a penguin,” she wrote. “That’s right: a penguin.”

    “For one thing, making Santa Claus an animal rather than an old white male could spare millions of non-white kids the insecurity and shame that I remember from childhood.”


  3. Sorry, Chris, the last laugh is Al’s. He’s gotten richer and richer by the day, and millions still believe in him. Not bad for someone who’s predictions are contradicted by the physical evidence.

    • Yeah, that really is ironic considering that the dumbfuck couldn’t make it through divinity or law school. But what does that really say about the hyper-educated who did but still believe Al’s steaming pile?

  4. Yos

    Ah, that’s a penguin. At the North Pole.

    Talk about mini ice age!

  5. Anonymous

    The science is settled, go dammit!!!! The earth is warming although tempratures have not risen in the past decade. But as the media has told us before, the science is settled.

  6. Made off without mentioning Madoff Dec 8

    How quickly they forget. No mention of Madoff and Noel still going strong. Did you have an anniversary reaction?