New Jersey: Arrested for drunk driving, woman calls her friend from jail, who is arrested for drunk driving after arriving at headquarters drunk. They both then call third friend, who is arrested for drunk driving after arriving at headquarters drunk.
I once watched five (!) Riverside Yacht Club boats pile onto a rock, one after the other, during a race. In my role as arbiter of the summer’s most inane behavior on the water, I gave the third skipper (Bob Phelps, if it matters) the coveted “Turkey Bone Award” for stupidity on the (low) seas, reasoning that he should have figured out the problem by the time he approached the shoals, whereas the 4th and 5th captains were just too dumb to honor.
Same thing here, except in the case of the hapless New Jersey sots, the fourth person they called for a ride arrived sober. Score one for the New Jersyians.