January 1, 2014 · 10:39 am

Does this mean the cops should feed stool pigeons Rocky Mountain oysters?

Different kind of stool pigeon

Different kind of stool pigeon

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2 responses to “Does this mean the cops should feed stool pigeons Rocky Mountain oysters?”

  1. Walt
    January 1, 2014 at 12:33 pm

    Dude –
    Is that a Vargas? He was the best.

    Anyhows, it is 2014!! Can you believe it? A totally New Year!! We get to start over with a blank slate! Just like your brain!

    Let’s make sure we do this year right, OK? Not make the same mistakes twice. In your case, more like four or five times. But whatever. That is behind us.

    We need to turn over new leafs. Leaves? Start anew. Become better men. You are a man? Correct? You decrepit little eunuch.

    Anyhows, you need to give up your weakness for the plaid skirted Jap school girls. That will leave more for me.

    You need to fight your chronic masturbation addiction. It is disgusting and leaves stains.

    And no more dead baby jokes. OK? Did someone say dead baby?

    What’s present do you get for a dead baby?
    A dead puppy.

    Happy New Year.
    You frigging loser.
    Your Pal,
    Walt