1890: “Pelvic Massager”
Three-hour orgasm sends woman to ER.
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Is this woman a pussy or what? I mean that metaphorically of course. That means a figure of speech in which a word or phrase that ordinarily designates one thing is used to designate another. So I better not get any pussy splash back. Penis head.
So this little slut couldn’t handle a three hour vagina tremor? Her little love button got shaken to long? THIS IS WHY WOMEN PISS ME OFF!! DECIDE WHAT YOU WANT!!
Do you prefer a short climax, so then you can clean the kitchen? Which you should be doing anyway, BTW. Or an earth moving orgasm, that rocks your boat? AND THEN YOU COMPLAIN!! WE CAN’T WIN!!
And she needed a hospital for this? GIVE ME A FRIGGING BREAK!! If an orgasm puts you in the hospital, just hang it up. Your vagina is a whiner.
Walt, I know you want to motorize that little baby, crank her up and put it to good use. But aside from that, what you say about going to the hospital is quite true. We have become so dependent on having authority figures tell us what to do that no one is any longer capable of thinking for his or herself.
How to stop an orgasm: take a cold shower, talk to your mother on the phone? I can think of at least a dozen things that would be a gross turnoff and do the trick, but I’ll leave that to the readers’ imaginations.
PS. I think the damn bitch just wanted to get a prescription to some Thorazine or ludes.
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