Let’s hope his mind has deteriorated since he held office


Find 'em, Jay, and neuralize the old bastard

Find ’em, Jay, and neuralize the old bastard

Former Canadian Defense Minister, ninety, says there are aliens among us.

 …. Hellyer begins to list where they’re coming from. It turns out that our alien visitors come from near (one of the Saturn moons) and far (the Pleiades and Zeta Reticuli star systems). Oh yeah, and they get here via a portal in the Andes mountains in Peru. So there you have it, folks. Aliens are real, according to a nonagenarian man who at one point had access to highly classified information during the height of the Cold War.


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11 responses to “Let’s hope his mind has deteriorated since he held office

  1. I he could tell me that the aliens started influencing events in this country right around 2006, that would restore my faith in humanity.

    (I know, the timelines don”t work – but maybe they are time-travellers, too)

  2. Libertarian Advocate

    It certainly explains Joe Biden’s existence….

    • AJ

      So far I’ve only seen one UFO, a big one that looked like a Star Trek shuttlecraft, maybe the size of a large two story house, sitting stationary at about 10,000 feet on a windy day, over OG that I watched through binoculars. I couldn’t tell you whether it flew off at the speed of light because I got tired of watching it, and the next time I looked it was gone.

  3. Al Dente

    Let me be the first to suggest Michelle Marie is a Klingon.

  4. Anonymous

    sounds like a charlie sheen movie..I think ron silver played the alien …btw neil armstrong made comments in a similar vein…sad really.

  5. Please call (203) 625-7400

    Anyone know the difference between a water main and a ‘radiator’?


    Must be a doozy. Abatement and reconstruction during February break.