Holy God

ku-xlargeEliot Spitzer sucks toes of his topless girlfriend in resort hot tub.

Sleazy Eliot Spitzer turned a resort hot tub into a steamy love cauldron over the weekend — kissing and sucking the toes of his topless mistress, Lis Smith, in front of families with children, mortified witnesses told The Post.

The still-married former Love Gov and Smith, Mayor de Blasio’s ex-mouthpiece, were spied frolicking near the family pool at around 4 p.m. Sunday at the Half Moon family resort in Montego Bay, Jamaica.

“It was gross,” said a hotel witness, who was vacationing with her family. “She had her top off.”

The disgraced Spitzer — infamous for wearing his signature black knee socks while having sex with hookers — appears to have a bit of a foot fetish as well, according to onlookers.

“He was licking her toes,” the witness said. “She would sit in his lap. Then he’d put her feet in his mouth. He licked her toes and was playing with her feet.”

The man (and his trailer trash girlfriend) are absolutely insane.

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  1. Fred2

    Wow.

    Makes me long for societal repression and propriety.

  2. AJ

    We need leaders who are not constrained by inhibition; who boldly go where no one has gone before.

  3. Cos Cobber

    He does this two more times and he qualifies for a special mental disorder du jour coverage under Obamacare.

  4. Anonymous Citizenette

    I think this is actually an ingenious new diet plan…..who could eat around this guy, and whatever she does eat it is guaranteed to come back up.

  5. In the recent Greenwich version, Sean Goldrick is caught licking Frank Farricker’s toes in Town Hall.

  6. Libertarian Advocate

    Or maybe Dullard would stomp off in a snit of jealousy?

  7. Anonymous

    And what exactly is wrong ?
    It’s Jamaica !
    Prude gringos and their offspring should vacation in their comfy police state.

  8. Anonymous

    Oh the horror.