Truth in marketing

article-0-1A9A945000000578-257_634x419Golden Globe Awards ceremony disrupted as broken sewer pipe spews its contents across foyer.

There are no coincidences.


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7 responses to “Truth in marketing

  1. Al Dente

    Everyone oohs and aahs about the Golden Globes but I recently heard that the group that votes on them – The Hollywood Foreign Press – is a group of 90 schmendricks who are mostly unemployed but have turned this self-love fest into a cash cow. The idiots who give a crap about it are the real schmendricks. Also, I nominate “schmendrick” as the word of the day.

    • Libertarian Advocate

      I second Al Dente’s nomination

      noun, a guy who thinks that money, fashion sense, and the proper affectation equals coolness.
      origin-Yiddish (a stupid person)
      related words- Poser, Poseur
      “That guy Manny, he ain’t all that! He’s a fuckin’ Schmendrick!”

  2. Anon

    Golden Globes: The Hollywood Foreign Press has 88 members who, to qualify, must publish at least four articles a year each.

  3. Peg

    Before I read the article, I truly thought you were referring to the language of so many stars. If it ain’t sewage – I don’t know what is!

  4. Toonces

    Screen Actors Guild Awards are much more legit because I am one of the voters. Speeches are not quite as bad either.

  5. Anonymous

    Silly question, but why are FIREFIGHTERS, a.k.a. taxpayer-funded men & women hired to, you know, fight FIRES and rescue injured people, cleaning up sewage?