Should be no contest. Here’s what they’re offering, and if these guys don’t displace football from the hearts of all Americans, I guess nothing will.
The Manly Men of Oslo
Best we can do
Wuss Patrol
I think they’re gorgeous, and they all have state health insurance!
For What It's Worth 
I think that photo just set off a migraine.
Completely off topic but here’s a random article re: FBI interrigaing a wearer of Google Glass. (For th record Glass seems creepy, nerdy and an invasion of privacy.)What’s scary are the last two sentences under the update. I’m hoping its just poor “journalism”:
“…The presence of this recording device prompted an investigation by the MPAA, which was on site [ really, why at a random OH theater?]. The MPAA then contacted Homeland Security, which oversees movie theft [?!?]. The investigation determined the guest was not recording content.”
http://betabeat.com/2014/01/feds-interrogate-man-wearing-google-glass-in-movie-theater/
Scary all the way around – the FBI having no idea what Google glasses are, Homeland Security yanking people out of movie theaters because they suspect copyright infringement, cops among the citizens, and so on. We’re hurtling into a dark, oppressive world.
I wonder if Chris Dodd was there all dressed up in Tacticool gear. Maybe Harvey Weinstein loaned it to him from the Props unit.