Something stinks here

Quick, Walt, pull my finger!

Quick, Walt, pull my finger!

Obama’s high school drug dealer beaten to death by his gay lover over drugs and farts.

Opera singer can no longer work because of uncontrollable flatulence.

Farmer’s barn explodes when 90 farting cows let loose.

 

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  1. Anon2

    Breaking news is that Snowden is to be nominated for Nobel Peace Prize. That ought to make Al Gore and Obama rethink the value of their prize!!

  2. Walt

    Dude –
    I think even the old Greenwich blue hairs may be on to the “pull my finger” joke. We need something new and I have just the ticket. THE POOTER DUDE!! http://www.thepooter.com. It is just what you need to get you out of the dog house with your “professional” dirt selling peers, after your hack job in the Gray Lady. After all, who doesn’t find a good fart funny?

    Here it is in action:

    You will be the life of the party Dude!! You can use it at the Friday GAR Annual Meeting. The GAR Evil Princess will love it!! What time are you picking me up, BTW? I wrote some more questions for her.

    Anyhows, The Pooter will make you a big hit at open houses, in the car with clients, to the extent you ever get one, and of course at closings. If you ever actually sell anything.

    Your Pal,
    Walt

  3. housecat

    Curious: do you have any pics of Al that *don’t* look like he’s giving birth to, um, something in the loo?