Daily Archives: February 1, 2014

Bizzaroland, coming here next?

It'll increase cup sizes, and that's bad

It’ll increase cup sizes, and that’s bad

United Arab Emirates enacts law requiring all infants under two to be breast fed.

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Someone is killing the great bankers of Europe

 

Too much time spent on Zero Hedge

Too much time spent on Zero Hedge

Third one in a week is pushed off the edge

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I have a suggestion or two

Outer Mongolia - too close?

Outer Mongolia – too close?

Search is on for site to build Obama library.

With Obama’s blessing, top supporters are launching a foundation that will develop and build the library, which will both house his presidential records and serve as a monument to his legacy.

He’s still got three years to blow up the world or do something else memorable but so far, after five years in office, the man’s accomplishments would fit in a Kleenex box.

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Life’s a grind, and then you die – or not

 

This one died

This one died

Man dies after falling into trash compactor

Man survives after passing through wood chipper. I’m sure Helle Craft would like to know how he managed that one.

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Then how will we pay the rent at Lockwood & Mead’s international headquarters?

L&M receptionist, Princess Uncawunk

L&M receptionist, Princess Uncawunk

Lawmakers seek to shut illegal gambling dens. “They can’t possibly be referring to us,” Francis Farricker, Connecticut Lottery Commissioner and CEO of Lockwood & Mead Realtors, “The Oldest Names in Greenwich Real Estate”, told FWIW,  “we’re just experimenting with expanding the Indians’ outreach.”

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Hey, it’s Californians’ tax money, so I don’t care

$1.37 million spent on Richard Simmons’ eight-hour infomercial for ObamaCare – compared to the bullet train billions, a drop in the bucket. Great entertainment value, though.

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On campuses everywhere, …

Peace is War

Peace is War

It’s Worldwide Hajib Day! Get out there and celebrate your freedom (yes I know,a hajib is a head scarf, not a veil, but we go with the image here at FWIW).

Lord knows, Walt’s into it:

Off to see the Whizzard

Off to see the Whizzard

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Couldn’t we use this theory of prosecution against liberals?

Two Scout leaders with what they claim were good intentions charged with felonious vandalism after toppling boulder.

Two former Boy Scout leaders are facing felony charges for knocking over a prehistoric rock formation in Utah, which was triumphantly recorded and posted to YouTube.

Glenn Taylor, 45, was charged Friday with criminal mischief for toppling the mushroom-shape rock Oct. 11 in Goblin Valley State Park, in southeastern Utah. David Hall, 42, was charged with aiding criminal mischief for recording the destruction.

If convicted, they could face up to five years in prison and be fined up to $5,000.

The pair, from Highland, have said they dethroned the sandstone hoodoo out of concern it would fall on some unsuspecting child. Park officials said the rock had been standing since at least the beginning of human existence.

The video, which has been viewed more than 4.6 million times, shows Taylor pushing over the rock, which weighed thousands of pounds. He and friends then laugh, cheer and high-five.

“We have a new modified Goblin Valley,” Hall says into the camera. “A new Goblin Valley exists with this boulder down here on the bottom.”

“That’s crazy, it was just held up by that little bit of dirt,” he adds. “Some little kid was about ready to walk down here and die, and Glenn saved his life by getting the boulder out of the way.”

Book’em,Danno,and then move in on Washington, land of good intentions.

 

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