The Experts say it’ll be a close game, “best offense vs. best defense” and the game totals I’m seeing guessed are pretty much along the lines of 24-21, Denver prevailing. Contrarian that I am, I figure one side’s going to figure out the other and whup ’em. If it’s the Seahawks, then maybe the score will be low, but my (figurative) money’s on Denver out-smarting the Seahwaks and pounding the snot out of the. Walt’s in at Denver 31, Seahawks, 17, I’m guessing Denver 41, Seahawks 13. I know exactly nothing about football except that the guy throwing the ball is usually the quarterback, but somehow I suspect that makes me just as qualified to guess the outcome as the experts. Your chance to win precisely nothing is here. Go for it.
East Hampton residents stop deer culling plans. I certainly don’t want to hunt in the Hamptons, let alone visit there, so I don’t care what happens to the inhabitants, although I am cheering the deer ticks on, and won’t be too upset to see an outbreak of the deadly powassan virus among the animal lovers on Hampton beaches.
Urges parents to prod their children towards careers in fluid hydraulics (plumbing ) rather than incur huge debts obtaining useless degrees in art history and the like (no mention of victimhood studies, though). The audience: manufacturing workers at a GE gas engine factory, applauded, but academics around the country have reacted with shocked outrage.
That’s understandable – we’re talking basic bread-and-butter professor jobs here – but they should have mentioned the many, many career opportunities afforded art history majors, like these: