Denmark rules that animal rights take precedence over religious ones

Danish cows get a final back rub from there butcher

Danish cows get a final back rub from their butcher

No more Kosher or Halal slaughter. There’s a (legitimate) claim that this is a form of anti-Semitism, but I think it’s more about the new religion of the left, where humans and traditional concepts of god are replaced with a vision of earth without us. All hail Mother Gaia!


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12 responses to “Denmark rules that animal rights take precedence over religious ones

  1. Libertarian Advocate

    OMG!!!! What will happen??? Jews and Muslims working together to unseat the godless progressives???? But, but, but… Can’t we all just get along?

  2. Once

    I have witnessed kosher slaughter and it is not inhumane. The Rabbi is so effective with his long knife I think it is more humane. Govt regs insist animals be rendered unconciuos first. It is brutal but not surprising Govt always seems to know best even when it’s not.

    • dogwalker

      I have never witnessed it, but my understanding was that it is instantaneous . . . and thus quite humane.

    • Yos

      The sh’chita knife is razor sharp. It ain’t pretty, mind, and it’s not instantaneous, but knives that sharp can’t really be felt. Daisy passes out long before the nervous system can deliver the pain message.

      Which reminds me, wuz cut once rather badly by shattered glass. I had no idea until a co-worker said “Hey pal, yer hand’s leakin’.” “Wha!?” I turned over my hand to see all the cool inner working parts. THAT was one quick trip to the clinic!

      I think I may have shown LA the stitch line; There’s still some tendon and joint damage BUT I can totally grip a 1911.

  3. Walt

    Dude –
    I have no problem with this. I don’t think the Denmarkians are anti-semetic. And I am not anti-Jew, but I am anti-slum, until they can get their head cutting seventh century heathen bastards under control.

    You don’t think animals feel pain? Have fear? THEY ARE LIVING CREATURES!! AND WE ARE ABOUT TO EAT THEM!! So we can’t send them out right, in a gracious way? It’s the least we can do. Give them flowers maybe? And a send off card?

    What did a deer ever do to you? Besides flash you his little cotton tailed ass, while it gave you a hoof pawed middle finger, while you stood there looking like Elmer Fudd. Which you deserved, BTW.

    Have you ever seen how they raise veal? In little cribs where they can’t even turn their little veal necks? What animal family is the veal Dude? I don’t think I have ever seen a veal at the zoo.

    Anyhows, I do believe animals deserve rights. They do have feelings, just like us. They know fear, and they know love. Which may be more than you and the reader know. You barbarian.

    Brunch? Eggs maybe? Because they aren’t real animals.

    Your Pal,

  4. Walt

    Actually, an electric shock up my ass sounds much more appealing. But maybe that is just me.

  5. Fox

    Obviously these new-found animal rights don’t extend to giraffes…..