Thanks to White House Dossier. We can expect a live report from Walt any time now but until then, here’s the Dossier’s Keith Koffler:
White House Dossier has obtained exclusive video of a mass Let’s Move event directed by First Lady Michelle Obama.
As you can see, the Homeland is growing increasingly fit under the leadership of Mrs. Obama, who is making sure that the government requires maximal effort from our formerly fat and sluggish citizens.
No more slackers. It’s time for the youth of America to shape up and help the Obamas close the income gap and fight global warming with their newly lean and strong physiques. Young people, unite!