March 31, 2014 · 6:32 am

Put a cork in it, Barry

Bung holeObama wants to ban farting as part of his global warming campaign.

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9 responses to “Put a cork in it, Barry”

  1. anon2
    March 31, 2014 at 6:46 am

    I did something this morning looking out the window at the sleet. What’s up with that?

  2. Peter F. Alexander
    March 31, 2014 at 8:50 am

    Meanwhile you alma mama U Huskies mascot finally makes sense!
    Will they be unionized too?
    Mandatory Milk Bone breaks?

  3. Pop Culture Guru
    March 31, 2014 at 10:08 am

    I’m shocked, and dismayed, you haven’t reported on the breaking news from MSNBC that Ronan Farrow’s new show there is on the brink of getting the axe. Low ratings. How could that be? Liberal network. Liberal audience. What’s not to love about another liberal news reader?

    Speaking of news readers, a shocking turn of events. GMA news reader Josh Elliott, formerly a SI “reporter”, demanded a huge salary increase and was shown the door. Good for ABC. His job could be done as well by a monkey. He’s heading to NBC Sports, aka, Nowheresville.

    Finally, last night Billionaire Oprah and multi-multi millionaire Maria Shriver hosted a Town Hall event called “Living Paycheck to Paycheck.” Am I the only one thinking this is hysterical? And hypocritical?

  4. Publius
    March 31, 2014 at 10:59 am

    It is going to be eerily silent in DC if this happens…..

  5. Cobra
    March 31, 2014 at 11:59 am

    If Obozo is serious about reducing methane emissions (example below), he should tell Joe Bite Me to STFU. http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-5yrlsP66_ew/UzhJ5rZ6OxI/AAAAAAAAKS0/gOk9dAGMSK4/s1600/Where-The-Sun-Don%27t-Shine.jpg

  6. ajnock
    March 31, 2014 at 3:09 pm

    Wonder if EPA has job title for fart sniffers? Anyone want to take the over/under on number of pages for job description?

  7. Libertarian Advocate
    March 31, 2014 at 3:13 pm

    Ha! Obama has just found a palatable way to unload the woodie in favor of Reggie (NTTAWWT).

  8. Libertarian Advocate
    March 31, 2014 at 3:13 pm

    Wookie that is