Who would hire a Dartmouth graduate?

Taylor Catchcart models his implanted sensitivity antennae

Taylor Cathcart models his implanted sensitivity antennae

In the race to the bottom for the title of the Laughingstock of the Ivies, Dartmouth has leapt ahead. It’s just cancelled a fund raiser because of the complaint of a single”Mexican born,woman [sic] of color”. 

This time, the fracas is over a fundraiser for cardiac care that the Phi Delta Alpha fraternity and the Alpha Phi sorority had planned to jointly sponsor, reports Campus Reform.

Problems arose because a single student, junior Daniela Hernandez, was offended by the party’s theme of “Phiesta.”

As a result, the soiree, which was scheduled for Saturday, has been canceled by the presidents of the respective Greek organizations.

Had the party happened, it would have included a live band as well as virgin piña coladas and strawberry daiquiris. There would also have been burritos, chips and salsa, and guacamole.

The cash raised at the event would have gone to benefit cardiac treatments.

However, Hernandez’s deep offense about racial insensitivity was enough to call it off.

The self-proclaimed “Mexican-born, United-States-raised, first-generation woman of color” declared in an angry email that “there are various problematic structures and ideologies regarding a Cinco de Mayo-inspired event,” according to Campus Reform.

Phi Delt president Taylor Cathcart explained why the Greek organizations folded.

“We felt that the possibility of offending even one member of the Dartmouth community was not worth the potential benefits of having the fundraiser,” he said.

Mr. Cathcart and his peers are clearly unsuitable for any employment except as human resources administrators, if they can be rolled so easily by a single feisty latina. They’re paralyzed by political correctness, shamed by their maleness, and will be soft, defenseless prey for the cynical and politically correct – the younger generation of people like myself, in other words. Too bad these kids weren’t around back in the day, because I’d be a rich man now.


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20 responses to “Who would hire a Dartmouth graduate?

  1. someone say Fiesta?
    (not to worry, a Japanese animation)

  2. Walt

    Dude –
    THIS IS SICKENING!! If ONE PERSON has a problem with something, everyone else has to go along? This is how you dumb down a Nation.

    Pretty soon we won’t have a St. Paddy’s Day Parade, because they won’t let the gays march. No Polish Day Festivals? No Easter? No Christmas or Halloween? STOP ALREADY!! If you don’t like it, just don’t participate.

    What is this Spic’s problem? Isn’t the PR parade in the City the one where they always have a problem? Is Ms. Hernandez has such a problem with it, why doesn’t she just stay in her room and diddle her chihuahua? And watch Spanish language TV? Lot’s of hotties on Telemundo, Dude.

    Political correctness is nothing more than censorship, used by the Libtard fascists to continue to stifle free speech and freedom of expression.

    After you finish stuffing that Taco Bell down your greasy little throat, tell me what you think.
    Your Pal,

    • It’s actually a form of political jujitsu, in that it uses the advantage of the stronger person against him. Mr. Cathcart, according to his resume, attended Exeter before Dartmouth,so he’s got the connections and the brainpower to, if not rule the world, at least have a seat near the top. Instead, he and his fellows are castrated in childhood and made to feel that they are the wrongful inheritors of a white male tradition of oppression, so they can’t act, and roll over, supine, when challenged.
      And that’s how you rule the world. Ayn Rand figured it out, as did Nietzsche before her: the weak can control through guilt.
      Come to think of it, just ask any Jewish mother.

      • anonymous77

        Just wait until kids in elementary school now, brainwashed by Common Core theories that we are all the sane, get to college. Cathcart will look like a tiger in comparison. As a matter of fact, future generations of men won’t be born with balls. They aren’t being used by many men now.

      • Anonymous

        I would not blame the frat boys. I blame the administration, the same one that allowed the sit in in the Administration offices recently. Just not worth it for him to fight an oppressive system. In all likelihood he would face all sorts of hassle for going ahead.

    • kitty

      Ms. Hernandez got *into* Dartmouth due to her Mexican heritage. But she would rather see a charity lose funds than have a Mexican themed party on *her* campus. Self important jerk. Affirmative action is for the birds.

  3. Anonymous

    Deport Daniela Hernandez. Send her back to May-Hee-Koh, where everything is so much better.

  4. Anonymous

    Dartmouth applications were down 14% after last year’s race, class gender whinefiesta.

    Add Dartmouth to the list of schools, where the default for resumes is the garbage can.

    • anon2

      My cousin a Dartmouth grad and amusingly fitting works for The Clinton Foundation; she’s hoping hoping hoping to be picked from the staff to work on Hillary’s campaign. THAT’S where Dartmouth degrees get put to “use”.

  5. An ancestor helped found Dartmouth as a place of higher education open especially to Indians…with special attention to those who fought with us against the French and then the Brits….
    politically incorrect at the time…..
    time to be politically incorrect again…24/7

  6. dent

    simple and plain

  7. Peg

    And they wonder why they can’t get jobs. Can you imagine the “capabilities” of these grads, after 4 years of this utter crap?

  8. Post the bitch’s contact information so we can give her some feedback!

  9. Anonymous

    The event may have been cancelled but the fundraising is still going on for those of you who still want to help the cause http://www.gofundme.com/philanthropy