Maybe you just need a better swing set

swing-sets-swing-set-demotivational-posters-1360619423Think swinging will save your marriage? Think again.

Or that’s what the experts say.

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13 responses to “Maybe you just need a better swing set

  1. bunnytee

    Oddly, I feel strangely sullied and in need of a shower after that little tid bit.

  2. lindalant

    Waiting for Walt’s comments…

  3. WOW!

    You finally got my attention, is that thing patented?

  4. ….hmmm… might explain the Solange / Jay Z contretemps

  5. Walt

    Dude –
    I would have responded earlier, but Shoeless had to bring up Michelle Jenneke, the future Mrs. Walt, and I had to watch this video another 100 times:

    The two luckiest objects on the planet are her sports shorts and sports bra. Do you agree?

    Now first off, compliments on the picture on your post. Did you sneak into my house to take it? You disgusting little voyeuristic pervert!! I must have forgotten to let that one go.

    Thirdly, how do you become a “sexologist”? It sounds like an interesting career, and I think I may enjoy it, and actually be good at it. Better than financial due diligence, am I right? But the ones who actually write about this stuff are invariably female, AND DON’T KNOW DICK!! And I don’t mean that metaphorically.

    This article was written under a pen name “Pleasure Mechanics”. Crappy name, and obviously females. So I googled “Pleasure Mechanics”. Google means I checked them out Dude. Did the old Sherlock Holmes on them. Not do be confused with the John Holmes, BTW.

    Anyhows, this is them:
    http://www.yourtango.com/experts/pleasuremechanics

    Two Lezbo’s. NTTAWWT. A fat one and a fat bald one. What do they know about swinging? They are lucky they hooked up AT ALL. DON’T PRESS YOUR LUCK AND TRY FOR MORE YOU NON-LIPSTICK DYKES!! That is just my professional opinion.

    But I do agree with these two heifers that swinging isn’t the way to go. Even though I know you and Ms. McBeal disagree. And where is she BTW? Out of the hoosegow yet?

    Swinging is impersonal, no name sex, with anything that moves. How is that attractive? There is no intimacy. People may not even know each others names. That doesn’t seem right to me. So I agree threesomes are the way to go. MFF only. Even though you probably prefer MMF. You bone smuggler.

    And this is their pearl of wisdom closing comment? “The process of getting vulnerable and more intimate with your partner may seem daunting at first, but ultimately it will bring you closer and strengthen your relationship”.

    Getting vulnerable and more intimate for your partner is DAUNTING? REALLY? Who are they banging? Attila the FRIGGING HUN?

    These two oyster eaters have no idea what they are talking about. I can be more vulnerable than a teenage intern with Bill Clinton. I can be more vulnerable than a bribe in front of Charlie Rangel. I can be more vulnerable than a press opportunity in front of Al Sharpton.

    Just make sure you know your safe word.

    Your Pal,
    Walt

    • Gee Walt, what makes you think they’re lesbians?

      This was funny:

      “Charlotte studied Sociology at Wesleyan University (Class of 2001). Her commitment to physical and emotional health led her to offer direct care as a massage therapist.”

      See what a $200,000 BA in Sociology from Wesleyan gets you?

    • This was funny:

      “Charlotte studied Sociology at Wesleyan University (Class of 2001). Her commitment to physical and emotional health led her to offer direct care as a massage therapist.”

      I’ll bet her parents think that was the best $200k they ever spent.

  6. with a Sybian, just cut out the middleman

  7. find a way to post this picture daily

    you tease the public