Breaking news from the science front


Lemme just fix my hair

Lemme just fix my hair

Scientists: “Not all blondes are dumb.”

Operative word being, “not all.”

A blonde cop stops blonde motorist and asks for her driving license.

The blondette rummages around in her purse and can’t find it. She says, “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do you have any kind of identification?” The driver fishes in her purse again, and finds a pocket mirror.

She looks at it and says to the cop, “All I have is this picture of myself.”

The cop says, “Let me see it, then.” So the blonde gives her the mirror ; she looks at it, and says, “Well, if I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn’t have even pulled you over. You can go.”


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4 responses to “Breaking news from the science front

  1. Number 54

    My money says that was funded by a gov’t grant.

  2. Anonymous

    Q. Why do men like blonde jokes?
    A. Because they can understand them.

  3. Walt

    Dude –
    What do blondes and dead babies have in common? Their IQ!!

    Did someone say dead baby? What do blondes and dead babies have in common? Their conversational skills!!

    Did someone say blonde? What does a blonde put behind her ears to make herself attractive? Her ankles!!

    Your Pal,