Damn, I could have used the money – why didn’t you mention it, Walt?

Money over pride

Money over pride

I thought it was next week!  Indian wins “smallest penis” contest in Brooklyn.

Participants in Brooklyn’s “Smallest ­Penis” Contest came out swinging Saturday — giving men who usually get the shaft a chance to flaunt their teenie weenies in their tighty whities.

Rajeeve Gupta, a Fulbright scholar from India, was crowned the wiener of the second annual sausage show, held at Bushwick’s Kings County Bar.

“I’m so happy!” said Gupta, 28, after winning the wet-thong contest and performing a Bollywood dance in the talent competition.

“Hopefully I’ll meet someone because of this.”

“We always have a lot of contestants but at the last minute they pull out,” said bar owner Aimee Arciuolo

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4 responses to “Damn, I could have used the money – why didn’t you mention it, Walt?

  1. housecat

    “Hopefully I’ll meet someone because of this.”

    Hmmmmm….

  2. to dream the impossible dream:

  3. Mark B.

    I knew there was a niche for me somewhere.

  4. Tokenekebozo

    Aaahhh….the “Irish Disease” is now the “Indian Disease”. Thank you Mr. Gupta.