I thought it was next week! Indian wins “smallest penis” contest in Brooklyn.
Participants in Brooklyn’s “Smallest Penis” Contest came out swinging Saturday — giving men who usually get the shaft a chance to flaunt their teenie weenies in their tighty whities.
Rajeeve Gupta, a Fulbright scholar from India, was crowned the wiener of the second annual sausage show, held at Bushwick’s Kings County Bar.
“I’m so happy!” said Gupta, 28, after winning the wet-thong contest and performing a Bollywood dance in the talent competition.
“Hopefully I’ll meet someone because of this.”
“We always have a lot of contestants but at the last minute they pull out,” said bar owner Aimee Arciuolo