Speaking of holidays, it’s not too late to get ready for the 4th of July

Order now – don’t disappoint your kids! (I do like the part about, “don’t risk your life fooling with a toy pistol”. Indeed.)

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2 responses to “Speaking of holidays, it’s not too late to get ready for the 4th of July

  1. Libertarian Advocate

    Back in the day when Massatwoshits wasn’t awash in progressive fake Indian (feather, not dot, Walt) princess worshippers.

  2. Walt

    It is not nice to mock Injuns. And we should not ignore the Dot Indians.

    While the feathers clearly impacted us all more directly, because they owned the land and made us steal it all from them, those greedy little bastards, the Dot’s contributed as well. And now the feathers have casinos, so quit whining and STFU!! You did better than the blacks and the Irish. WE DIDN’T GIVE THEM DICK!! And do you hear them complain? Well at least the Irish don’t.

    Anyhows. ANYHOWS!! One of the most talented Dot’s is Norah Jones. Her father was Ravi Shankar, the dot head who screwed up the Beatles.

    Remember them? How is that for a guilt complex? Your Daddy derailed the most talented, famous group in HISTORY!! But Yoko was guilty as well. Never trust the Jap’s Dude. I will never forgive the Jap’s for the Battle of the Bulge. Vegetarians my ASS!!

    But little dot head Norah was not perturbed. She kept her curry eating head down, ignored the annoying sitar, took up the piano, and recorded this little gem:

    Tell me that doesn’t make you cry like the little bitch that you are.

    Your Pal,
    Walt