This adds weight to the argument of those coaches who forbid sex while at the World Cup

 

I'll still respect you after the match, promise

I’ll still respect you after the match, promise

Argentinian “tore his anus” while engaged with a Dutch player.

“When in doubt, keep them out — that is the mantra,” Michael Kaplen, a New York attorney told The Daily News. And far away.

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7 responses to “This adds weight to the argument of those coaches who forbid sex while at the World Cup

  1. Stop being so judgemrntal….. while I was elected Captain of my Football team I had team vote to let one Soccer guy in our lockeroom…..because…..
    Homonausea is treatable….not all Soccer players are….
    All football players are…..
    FUNdamental transformation is ugly.
    Who cares what happens off field…..athletes or PC industry….?
    Now if they miss practice or games because of…..some losses are uglier than others….
    Speaking of winners…..
    .Cleveland…
    . WINNERTOWN.USA

    • anon

      holy huh?? I can’t understand you. Cue the “well, you must be stupid” comments. No, please write in English.

  2. Walt

    Dude –
    I honestly believe. I HONESTLY BELIEVE!! The two words which should never be said, never be spoken, AND NEVER BE WRITTEN are “tore his anus”.
    Reading that made my chocolate starfish clamp down tighter than a girdle on a grandma.
    Can we get a feel good story now, so our sphincters can relax? So we can take our morning dump without fearing we will blow out our dirt stained O ring?
    I really need to drop a growler right now, but you have frightened me.
    You load.
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  3. Rivman

    That was actually the biggest save by the Argentinians against the Netherlands best player.

  4. housecat

    I guess that beats the “I was so drunk I didn’t know what I was doing” excuse.

  5. Fred2

    Or the “slipped and fell right on the replica FIFA trophy”