July 26, 2014 · 9:45 pm

She might have took my car keys, but she forgot about my old John Deere

Colorado man arrested for driving drunk on his lawn tractor. Clearly, he was just channeling George Jones.

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2 responses to “She might have took my car keys, but she forgot about my old John Deere”

  1. aliprowl
    July 26, 2014 at 10:12 pm

    Love George “Possum” Jones, but you’re mixing metaphors here. The song you’re thinking about (if I may be so presumptuous) is “One More Last Chance”:

    First she hid my glasses
    ‘Cause she knows that I can’t see
    She said you ain’t goin’ nowhere boy
    ‘Til you spend a little time with me
    Then the boys called from the honky tonk
    Said there’s a party goin’ on down here
    Well she might’ve took my car keys
    But she forgot about my old John Deere

    A great song by the great Vince Gill…