Aw, Christians for dinner AGAIN?!
“They should have done more to prevent me from petting it”, says local cretin Renae Ferguson.
Warning signs, fencing and indeed, the very nature of the beast itself weren’t sufficient to stop her – I suggest the zoo administer IQ tests to visitors before allowing them on the grounds.
For What It's Worth 
Greenwich woman also up in arms
Shari Gay Lampert is off her meds…..again
http://patch.com/connecticut/greenwich/police-greenwich-woman-brandished-golf-club-housekeeper#.U9oz32K9KSM
Recently, I was struck by the large number of ads for plaintiff’s attorneys spaced around “news” coverage related to the salaries of professional athletes. While I still believe that being really good at a sport is probably better than being a professional plaintiff, stories like this could well cause me to rethink that. I just worry a bit about the long term viability of an economy where slip and falls and zoo mishaps are a growth industry though.
kc: It’s a disgusting trend and a massive but largely incalculable drag on the economy as a whole. It’s so bad that ATLA had to change its name to AJA to protect the guilty as sin.