If so, it’s the first good thing I’ve learned about our Vice President

Virtue rewarded

Virtue rewarded

“Tell-All” book reveals, “Joe Biden likes to skinny dip”. That’s a scandal? Good lord.

“Agents say that, whether at the vice president’s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude,” Kessler writes.

“Female Secret Service agents find that offensive.”

Screw’em. I’ve never understood American’s priggishness when it comes to swimming nude. It’s accepted by citizens of other countries: Germany, Scandinavia, even England, for crissake – Churchill used no bathing suit, and at least until the mid-sixties, it was quite common at private (men’s) clubs here in the US.

Why would anyone choose to wear a wet, sandy swim suit that drags in the water and adds misery on shore when they can so easily do without one? You want sex, a string bikini’s for you; it’s sexy by what it hides. For comfort without bother, find a nude beach and get over yourself.

I’m heartened that Biden is so sensible in this respect, at least.

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8 responses to “If so, it’s the first good thing I’ve learned about our Vice President

  1. Al Dente

    I’m going to have a bad dream tonight.

  2. pulled up in OG

    No suits at the Boys Club fifty years ago.
    Clean pool too. YMCA was like a bucket of piss.

  3. Anonymous

    Eye bleach.

  4. Fred2

    I know personal protection details are there to keep Mr. Veep safe and all, but I thought that would have been looking outwards for outside threats, not actually keeping an eye on the Veep. “Er sir, please put the kitchen knife down and go get dressed, I’ll cut the ham for your sandwich..”

  5. AJ Nock

    Sorry, but the optics your post invites, of Biden and you swimming in the nude are not welcome.