“Tell-All” book reveals, “Joe Biden likes to skinny dip”. That’s a scandal? Good lord.
“Agents say that, whether at the vice president’s residence or at his home in Delaware, Biden has a habit of swimming in his pool nude,” Kessler writes.
“Female Secret Service agents find that offensive.”
Screw’em. I’ve never understood American’s priggishness when it comes to swimming nude. It’s accepted by citizens of other countries: Germany, Scandinavia, even England, for crissake – Churchill used no bathing suit, and at least until the mid-sixties, it was quite common at private (men’s) clubs here in the US.
Why would anyone choose to wear a wet, sandy swim suit that drags in the water and adds misery on shore when they can so easily do without one? You want sex, a string bikini’s for you; it’s sexy by what it hides. For comfort without bother, find a nude beach and get over yourself.
I’m heartened that Biden is so sensible in this respect, at least.