And that’s all we need to know


I see London, I see France...

I see London, I see France…

Tourists at Grand Canyon lure tiny squirrel to the precipice, kick it to its death.

A man has been caught on camera kicking a tiny squirrel off the edge of the Grand Canyon.

The cruel clip sees two men, believed to be French, in boxer shorts and straw hats on the canyon, one appearing to be laying out treats for a squirrel running around his feet. The man lays out a trail towards the canyon, goes to put on his shoe, and as the fluffy rodent gets close to the edge to get its paws on the treats, he kicks it off the cliff.

The 15-second video was uploaded to YouTube by a user claiming he was only just a witness and had no part in the evil joke. ‘I did not realize what was happening until it was too late,’ Jonthan Hildebrand wrote in his defence. ‘I do not know who they are. All I know is that they were French.’

Underpants? Cowards? Of course they’re French.


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9 responses to “And that’s all we need to know

  1. Bullwinkle

    Maybe it was my pal Rocky and he wasn’t hurt at all, rather he flew back at the Frenchies and poked their eyes out. Just saying…

  2. Peg

    First squirrels – then Jews.

    Or – was it the other way around? 😦

  3. if there were Zombeavers out there, i knew squirrels had to be next:

  4. Flash

    Crush video
    Disgusting and upheld as 1st amendment right by Supreme Court

  5. Mickster

    We kick babies ‘over the cliff’ every minute in this country …relax with this…terrible to watch but …..

  6. AJ

    But then, on the other hand . . . Grizzly Bear takes time out from lunch to rescue drowning crow then goes back to munching his veggies.

  7. Walt

    Dude –
    I don’t know where to begin. So let me start here.

    I must admit, this horrific video tore at my heartstrings. I have a weakness for dumb, helpless animals. Which may explain why I like you. You disgusting little armadillo. But it’s not about you. You retarded gerbil!!

    I killed an animal once. And it has haunted me until this day. I got a BB gun for Christmas. That is a Christian Holiday, you illiterate heathen. And I shot a sparrow. I FELT LIKE SHIT AFTERWARDS. Now don’t get me wrong, I am still a meat eater, but also a capitalist. So now I can pay someone to kill the meat I shove down my throat, and not have to deal with the guilt. It’s better that way.

    Anyhows, I have several observations that I would like to make about this video, if I may be so bold.

    Firstly, in all of recorded human history, the French have never attacked anything. They are pousies. They invented the art of retreat, and have mastered it. So this disgusting act doesn’t point to frog behavior. A squirrel, any squirrel, should be able to kick a frog’s ass, and get them to surrender. It is a historical fact.

    Secondly, the coward kicking the squirrel is in FACT wearing boxers, indicating he is not, in fact, a cheese eating surrender monkey, but the other one is IN FACT, wearing bikini briefs. The undergarments you are so fond of, favored by the homosexuals worldwide, so he may, IN FACT, be a frog.

    So I cannot. I CANNOT conclude with any certainty that these two vermin are French. I can conclude, however, that they are sadists. And deserve to be turned over to Bridget Bardot, the formerly hot French sexpot and animal rights activist. Have you seen her lately?

    She should have changed places with the squirrel.

    Sometimes, and it is watching stuff like this, that I am embarrassed to be a human being. Killing an innocent, just for the hell of it, can never be excused. And this guy will burn in hell. Even if he isn’t a frog.
    Your Pal,

  8. Elle J

    It is not funny. I might have laughed if the two idiots were sent over the edge, French or not. Perhaps next time ….