FWIW’s trained, professional cameramen have obtained exclusive footage of Mr. Kennedy’s first post-marital date with the maid of honor, and present it here for your approval.
(UPDATE: From the comments):
The NYT wedding section has a glowing story about the couple, calling Mr. Kennedy a widower. I dropped the newspaper and gagged. When the wife you left because you needed more sex from strangers and who you were determined to destroy emotionally kills herself, he’s a sympathetic widower? Holy shit. Mary’s family must be grievously pained.