Exclusive video of RFK Jr.’s fourth wedding

Junior has tied the knot yet again, vowing that this time he really, really means that bit about fidelity.

FWIW’s trained, professional cameramen have obtained exclusive footage of Mr. Kennedy’s first post-marital date with the maid of honor, and present it here for your approval.

(UPDATE: From the comments):

The NYT wedding section has a glowing story about the couple, calling Mr. Kennedy a widower. I dropped the newspaper and gagged. When the wife you left because you needed more sex from strangers and who you were determined to destroy emotionally kills herself, he’s a sympathetic widower? Holy shit. Mary’s family must be grievously pained.

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12 responses to “Exclusive video of RFK Jr.’s fourth wedding

  1. LAK

    Really really means it?
    Thats what you all say

  2. let’s hope Bobby F. Jr. followed the science for wife selection:

  3. weakleyhollow

    You really need to be a man of means to afford all those annulments.

  4. sunbeam43

    Whoopdedoo!

  5. Walt

    Dude –

    I must say this saddens me. Cheryl Hinds is a most popable little furburger. I would like to bend her over like a New York pretzel. And she married this loser? He talks like a frog with no throat.

    And Larry David is a comic genius. He really is funny as fuck. I think it’s because he is a Jew. They have the best sense of humor. I think it’s because they killed Jesus, and have used humor to get over this fact. It helps them deal with the guilt. And they have been most successful at it. Do you agree?

    So anyhows, they have an unfair advantage because of this. I would kill a Jew Messiah to be as funny as Milton Berle. And to have schlong half of his size. Who wouldn’t? He was hung like a donkey. Even after being circumcised by a drunk Rabbi.

    Anyways, I give this marriage three years. Tops.
    What do you think?

    Your Pal,
    Walt

  6. anon

    I wonder if the happy couple paused before the ceremony to lay roses on the cold dead body of RFK’s former wife Mary, who is buried in the shrine of secrets in Hyannisport, right alongside of the site of the blessed nuptials. Talk about creepy.

    • Teddy Kennedy's Ghost.

      Errrrrr… how do you know about the Shrine of Secrets? Who blabbed Damn-it? Now we gotta hunt you down too?

  7. anon2

    The NYT wedding section has a glowing story about the couple, calling Mr. Kennedy a widower. I dropped the newspaper and gagged. When the wife you left because you needed more sex from strangers and who you were determined to destroy emotionally kills herself, he’s a sympathetic widower? Holy shit. Mary’s family must be grievously pained.