Science marches on


And stay in the corner til I call you

She’s not for everyone, mind you but for some …

From Japan, the “Dutch Wife”, perfected. Usually, “Dutch” preceding a noun is intended as a slur: “Dutch Uncle”, Dutch Courage”, “Dutch Treat “(no treat at all), “Dutch Concert” (noisy yelling from a drunken crowd), and so on. But in this instance, what misogynist could ask, or want for anything more?

A Japanese company claims to have reached the next level in developing the most genuine looking sex doll which comes complete with realistic feeling skin and authentic looking eyes.

Orient Industry say their new range of dolls, made from high quality silicon, are so realistic there is very little to distinguish them from a real girlfriend at first glance.

Latest models of the dolls include movable joints so buyers can place them in any position they wish.

The dolls, which are non inflatable, are sold under the name ‘Dutch Wives’, a Japanese term for a sex doll, and adverts in the media boast that anyone who buys one will never want a real girlfriend again.

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22 responses to “Science marches on

  1. Lemonlulu

    you forgot Dutch Oven

  2. anon

    how many have you ordered?

  3. Anonymous

    where’s Walt?

  4. I don’t think we will be seeing Walt for a while. He is most likely already busy examining the merchandise.

  5. Al Dente

    My ex-wife is Dutch. This hits me pretty hard.

  6. Walt

    Dude –

    Dude!! It is Christmas in July for you, am I right my friend!! Leave it to the Japs!! The Dutch had nothing to do with this miracle of modern science and ingenuity. This is a pure Jap miracle creation. They have invented the perfect girlfriend!! I was wondering what they have been up to since Hiroshima.

    I worked as a consultant on this project. You can order various models. I suggest you go with the “Sum Dum Ho” model. She comes dressed in the little Jap school girl skirt that you so admire. So I don’t think you could go wong with that one. I already have the “Miso Honi” and “Se Mai Hai Ne” models and I am most satisfied.

    If you order today, you can probably be up and running by Saturday. Go to their website. TODAY!! Enter this special promo code “myfirstjapmamasan”, and you will save 10%, which you can use to buy some “accessories”.

    I think you are really going ruv her. But she may be the end of your blogging days because you will have no free time. You rooser.

    Your Pal,

  7. could the US State Department order up a couple to replace their inferior spokesbabes?

  8. AJ

    The Dutch going wild:

  9. Anonymous

    “Lip my stockings..”

  10. Yos

    So why is the robobabe Dutch, anyway? She doesn’t look like a dike. IYKWIMAITYD.

    • Because the Japanese saw that the Dutch sailors in the 1600 had these life sized dolls.

      We’ll move gracefully past why Dutch sailors had life sized dolls representing women when on multi-year sailing voyages, ok?

  11. Fred2

    And yet, somehow the vast majority of Dutch people A. Cant be bothered protesting these slurs B would probably laugh at them.

    Oh and Pennsylvannia Dutch… Germans… We even have fake dutch.

    • They mostly date back to the 17th century, when the Dutch were a world power. I suspect they’ve kong lost their sting. As a person of partial dutch ancestry, I can say it barely offends me- the truth doesn’t hurt.