Charged with murder in Bali, he’s worried that he’s being dissed


Last meal

Last meal

Suitcase murderer Tommy Schaefer has complained to authorities that he was disrespected by being offered  Kentucky Fried Chicken

Police sources said the couple had been given KFC chicken to eat and this had angered Mack’s boyfriend Tommy Schaefer, 21, who told police it was insulting as he has black skin and KFC is for the lower echelons of society.

Police were taken aback at this allegation, claiming that in Bali KFC is expensive for the average income earner and not at all for the lower wage earners.

In America, on the other hand, even half-whites can enjoy the treat without shame.

Tastes like squirrel

Tastes like squirrel


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5 responses to “Charged with murder in Bali, he’s worried that he’s being dissed

  1. LAK

    That murderer is lucky to sit in jail with KFC instead of peanut butter & jelly!
    I hope they do kill him by firing squad!

  2. P

    His priorities are clearly in keeping with those expected of someone with the foresight to (allegedly) murder a fellow American in a Muslim country.

  3. anon

    Darn, now I’m craving a whole bucket of extra crispy KFC, bisquits and all. It’s finger lickin’ good.

  4. Cobra

    Squirrel? Nah, Dog Breath Obozo prefers…