I don’t think even Walt could do that

 

Do you know who we are?

Do you know who we are?

Porn star who filmed in church arrested after resident claims he “recognized her breasts”. I’m not saying that all breasts look alike, but there’s a basic similarity that makes me wonder how anyone viewing this pair could tag them to one particular girl.

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9 responses to “I don’t think even Walt could do that

  1. P

    Perhaps she altar-ed them in a way that makes them unique?

  2. Walt

    Dude –

    Breasts are just like snowflakes. No two are exactly the same. So this story is entirely plausible.

    And why would they worry about reconsecrating the Church? Why would God give women breasts if He didn’t want us to play with them? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!! That would imply God is a sadist, and we know that’s not true.

    They are called “fun bags” by the medical community for a reason.
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  3. Yos

    C’mon. Who claimed he’d had a visual recon? He may have used Braille.

  4. Anonymous

    All manufactured breasts have serial numbers.

  5. Why would God be driven out of the church? Didn’t make mankind, and therefore breasts as well? By making mankind, didn’t he make sexual desire to assist men in fulfilling his command Tibet fruitful and multiply? I am confused. Walt?