Oh, I hope I hope I hope this is true

 

Kill kill kill

Kill kill kill

Business Insider, not a consistently reliable source of solid news, reports that the Kurds have fielded all-female battalions that are the most fearsome thing the ISIS have faced because, if you get killed by a girl, you don’t get to go to Islam heaven.

Fire straight, ladies, and often. From your barrel to Allah’s ear.

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4 responses to “Oh, I hope I hope I hope this is true

  1. Walt

    Dude –

    I am having a tough time keeping up with who are the good guys and who are the bad guys over there. Are we rooting for the Turds? Or do we want them vanquished?

    And whose idea was it to let female gorillas fight? Where is that Feral lady on this topic? Why isn’t she bitching about that? Or are they not real gorillas, but just really hairy women, so they appropriately call them gorillas? Like the WOP’s and PR’s? Which would also help explain the whole burka fashonista trend.

    And women have been killing men since the dawn of time. But usually, it is by 40 years of slow torture until we surrender and croak. It makes no sense to me that we are denied Heaven because of that. In fact. IN FACT!! I would argue we have earned it.

    Anyhows, this whole slum religion is just too confusing. It’s almost like they are just making this shit up as they go along.

    Your Pal,
    Walt

  2. Mark B.

    Now wait … Who are the guys who get 72 virgins when they get to Towelhead Heaven? I can’t keep these people straight any more. Do THEY get to heaven if a woman pops them? And what’s so great about virgins anyway? Gimme Holland Tunnel Hetty any day…