Merciless bastards! Police return life-sized statue of Obama to its owner.
WILKES-BARRE, Pa. (AP) — Police have returned a life-size statue of President Barack Obama that went missing from its owner’s northeastern Pennsylvania porch and was found a few days later reclining on a nearby park bench with a six-pack of Twisted Tea.
“We had to get it off the streets fast,” Wilkes-Barre Police Lt. Humphrey Spade told FWIW,” before innocent civilians were traumatized. We figured it was the lady using him as a porch monkey what caused the trouble in the first place, so we dumped it back on her. She was pissed, but hey, actions have consequences”.