Chef receives his just desserts*

Snake bits

Snake bit (s)

Dinner bites back: Chef prepares meal of deadly cobra, dies when cobra objects.

Peng Fan had just finished preparing an Indochinese spitting cobra for a soup when the serpent’s severed head clamped down on his hand, injecting him with a fatal shot of venom, the Mirror reported.

Peng reportedly had decapitated the snake 20 minutes earlier, but he was doomed by the cobra’s long-lasting, reptilian reflexes that persisted even after death.

Stunned diners were startled by the chef’s final cries.

“We did not know what was happening but could hear screams coming from the kitchen,” diner Lin Sun, 44, told the Mirror. “There were calls for a doctor in the restaurant, but unfortunately, by the time medical assistance arrived, the man had already died. After that we did not continue with our meal.”

Too bad striped bass don’t have fangs.

 

* yes, I know; it’s a pun – go with me on this.

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12 responses to “Chef receives his just desserts*

  1. Cobra

    Serves Peng Fan right…the poor ophidian tight have been a distant relative.

  2. Anonymous

    Talk about getting the last laugh…

  3. Walt

    Dude –

    It always amazes me what the chinks will eat. There is Sum Ting Wong with that. When the slant eyes look at something, the first thing they ask themselves is can I fuk it? If not, they ask, can I eat it? That is why we have eight gabizillion Chinks on the planet!! Minus one.

    But if it wasn’t for them, we wouldn’t have take out food. Or railroads. Or fortune cookies. Although I think that was really a Jewish invention. Fortune Cookies, not the railroad.

    You want to go out tonight and meet Sum Dumb Yung Ho’s?
    Your Pal,
    Walt

  4. food. there’s a reason some cultures are more advanced than others.

    • harrycan

      That definitely was not 4 1/2 minutes. Was there some editing of the tape or do the laws of time and space cease to exist on redneck planet?

      • edited to maintain that taut relationship of expectation versus reality.

        • Cos Cobber

          that was terrific. never thought to micro zap my cheese wiz simultaneously with my canned chili.

          btw – per the you tube comments, this is a cooking show on Weber St (Utah) campus tv. SNL – time to spoof this….

  5. harrycan

    Chris, I am a little shocked. Cobra is not dessert, it’s a spicy appetizer.