Daily Archives: November 15, 2014

Why should Iowans be any different from the rest of us?

“Is Iowa already sick of Hillary Clinton?”

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Here’s a fresh face

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And Obama will have us pay to build it

G-20 Conference: Barry enjoys a nice Turkish bath with his new friend Endrogen

G-20 Conference: Barry enjoys a nice Turkish bath with his new friend Endrogen

Turk’s Endrogen: Muslims discovered America before Columbus.

“Contacts between Latin America and Islam date back to the 12th century. Muslims discovered America in 1178, not Christopher Columbus,” the conservative president said in a televised speech during an Istanbul summit of Muslim leaders from Latin America.

“Muslim sailors arrived in America from 1178. Columbus mentioned the existence of a mosque on a hill on the Cuban coast,” Erdogan said.

Erdogan said that Ankara was even prepared to build a mosque at the site mentioned by the Genoese explorer.

“I would like to talk about it to my Cuban brothers. A mosque would go perfectly on the hill today,” the Turkish leader said.

“I would like to apologize to President Endrogen, the Turkish people and muslims everywhere,” President Obama announced in response to Endrogen’s claim. “It’s only because of America’s sordid history of imperial oppression that this fact has not been acknowledged before, and I pledge to do everything in my power to right the historical wrong. They want a mosque on San Juan Hill? Why the Hell not? And screw Congress; I’ll do this on my own.”

Of course, here in America, the Episcopalians, once an important Christian sect, now a dwindling collection of animists and Gaia worshipers, have already ceded primacy to Islam, holding their first ever Friday prayer service yesterday. “Jesus was just one of many prophet,” the Very Rev. Gary Hall, dean of the cathedral, told FWIW; “we would never dream of claiming he was, you know, the son of God or anything. That’s just so old fashioned.”

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And you’d be wise not to commit adultery in one of the rooms

Leaving for Las Vegas

Leaving for Las Vegas

New owner of trendy London hotel imposes Sharia law on guests.

An exclusive hotel has banned alcohol and pork after being taken over by a Middle Eastern businessman who wants to run it ‘in accordance with Sharia law’.

The strict Islamic policy was imposed without warning this week at London’s Bermondsey Square Hotel – where the bar and grill was previously run by Masterchef judge Gregg Wallace.

Staff said the new rules were swiftly implemented on Tuesday on the orders of the new Muslim owner, forcing waiters to tell disgruntled guests that much of the menu was no longer available.

Diners were denied dishes that used only traces of alcohol – such as beer-battered fish, a pudding with ‘drunken cherries’ and rum ice cream. Drinkers were offered only non-alcoholic beer and elderflower cordial.

If the owner expects to replace the original guest list with his co-religionists, and the non-muslim crowd is evaporating as news of the new regime gets out, he’s in for disappointment. Muslims come west precisely so they can get drunk and whore without drawing the attention of the Saudi religious police – they have even less interest in staying at a tea-totaling establishment than less hypocritical travelers.

I give the place three weeks.

 

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In Greenwich, we call these starter kitchens

Becky-Humphrey and Elvis, on the precipice without an inkling of what's wrong with their lives

Becky-Humphrey and Elvis, on the precipice, without an inkling of what’s wrong with their lives

Daily Mail gob smacked by homeowners who spend “up to £170,000” redoing their kitchens.

You know what’s sad? This is sad: clueless words from one Becky Humphrey-Elvis

Six figures sounds a lot to spend on a kitchen but it could have easily been even more. At first we wanted underfloor heating but found that the kitchen was really warm anyway with a wood-burner and big radiator.

We intend to have this kitchen for decades. In fact, I love it so much, I get up at 5.30am just so I can spend a precious half hour in here by myself. My favourite part of the day is when I pour a cup of coffee from our Magimix machine and sit on my own admiring my beautiful room.

The paint will chip from her magnificent cabinets, her Magimix machine will break, and Elvis will leave her, leaving Becky all alone in her once”beautiful room” at 5:30 in the morning, wondering why her life is still empty.

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And news Kim Kardashian ought to, but won’t, use

_Saartjie_Baartman. 1810

_Kim Kardashian offers herself for inspection

Her act is as old as the poor Hottentot with a huge rear, Saartji Baartman, who was brought to England in 1810 to titillate and amuse the public. That woman died four years later from syphilis and alcoholism, and her genitals were preserved and put on public display for still more entertainment of the crowd.

At least Kardashian is getting rich from her act.

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News Obama can use

The onliness of command

The loneliness of command

Navy Seal: Golf is more stressful than killing Bin Laden

Actually our president, who claims both accomplishments, can already attest to that.

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News you can use

Let's find out, shall we?

Let’s find out, shall we?

NY Post: There’s a lot more happening in Uranus than you think

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