He’s never gotten over getting coal in his stocking back when he was 3
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Looks right for a writer in the ny communist times. 🙂
I guess you are right, its Henry Fountain that pens for the gray lady.
In wholly unrelated news, today the census released new population data by state for 2014. FL finally moves ahead of NY for third place. IL remains well behind NY, so it looks like CA, TX, FL, NY and IL will likely remain the top 5 for a long time to come. Locally, CT earns distinction for having lost population year of year along with VT, NM and Puerto Rico. PR lost 50k, while CT about 6k and the others 2k or less. Year of year annual declines in population are rather uncommon occurrences since the end dust bowl days.
FF, care to comment? Why does CT have quitters when we are the bluest state in the nation? Shouldn’t Malloy’s policies be packing them in?
Cos Cobber, I am scouting about for a state to retire to in the not-to-distant future. I’m a long way from making a decision but do know that NY and CT occupy 49th and 50th place, though not exactly sure which is which place.
I feel abandoned!
At least Santa could show he was paying attention to me when the coal showed up in my sock….
Now that EPA has banned Santa from possessing coal, I expect and empty sock….
Quite literally Reductio ad absurdum.
How about reductio ad AR-15? Ditch the candle, the clock and the boxes. Getcher varmint gun up there. A bow on the stock. Nothing says Merry Christmas quite like a spare magazine, too.
You live in a more or less sane state. Anthony lives in the progressive people’s paradise of NYC. No AR-15s allowed. But he could, were he so inclined, fetch himself a nice Bowtech Carbon Knight.
May I be so bold as to ask you a question? Thank you.
You come from the ultimate Waspy Wasp blue blood blood line. You banged your head on Plymouth Rock. You made the turkey what it is today. You burned witches, for Pete’s sake!! Are you guys still into that, BTW? Just asking.
So. SO!! My question is, how did you get a brother named “Anthony”? Was he adopted? Left at your step? The little red headed bastard that you all ridiculed? You have a brother named GIDEON!! The most waspy of waspy names!! It screams ascots and Jaguars. And then you have a TONY!!
Does he wear a wife beater and live in Cos Cob? Plow snow for a living? Steal his cable TV? Wear gold medallions and pinky rings?
Does he watch the Godfather nonstop? Say “youse guys”? Marry a girl with hairy armpits and a unibrow? Or is that the Greeks? SAME DIFFERENCE!!
Would it ameliorate things for you any Walt to know my middle name is Chase? (Anthony was originally Antoine, back in the days of the Huguenots.) Anthony Chase Fountain: c’mon, you can’t get a stuffier sounding name than that!
Home Boy….Homie…Would it “ameliorate” me any better?
AMELIORATE? YES I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!! You are your brother’s keeper. A stuck up Huguenot impressed by fancy nancy words. Chris tries that crap all the time. And he doesn’t even know what the words mean. But he is “special”.
Anyhows, may I kindly retort to your question? “Chase” is an appropriate Waspy Wasp name. Can we insert Thurston? That will give you a chance to compete with “Gideon”, the ultimate waspy wasp name. You need to go all out to top that. He has set a serious Wasp hurdle. Plus the Jag. This guy takes his waspiness to a new level. And I am serious here.
I root for the underdog, so I am on your team. DON’T DISAPPOINT ME!!
Buy an ascot. If you smoke, use a cigarette holder. Do you have a top hat? If not, GET ONE. Do you have children? I WANT THEM NAMED MUFFY AND BUFFY AND CHIP!! AND ALL THE THIRD! That’s important.
Don’t let me down on this Tony. I am counting on your Waspiness.
And Merry Christmas to you and yours. I mean that sincerely. And stop burning witches. They are a lot of fun at parties.
May I posit a question? Thank you very much. And Happy Chanukakakakk.
Is Bill DeBlassio what Francis aspires to? Is this what Lee Mazzili thinks we should aspire to? I WANT THE TRUTH. YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!! A FEW GOOD MEN DUDE!! Francis and Lee are all that is wrong with our political system. YES I SAID IT!!
DeBlassio’s divisive, antagonistic, and hateful rhetoric has caused the death of two innocent policemen. Uncle Al as well. He sickens me. They all make money off of hate. They capitalize on it. And they will burn in hell because of it.
Francis and Lee support this. They sicken me. Although they are OBLIGATED to try and change this. THAT’S WHAT WE PAY THEM FOR!! Step up. Do the right thing. Embrace by party politics. Show you have some balls. No insult meant, Lee. You have bigger balls than Francis.
Blood is on your hands Francis. And you as well, Lee. Do you want to discuss this? Or just hide in shame from the pain you have brought? There is no war on women. There is no war by the police on black people. There is a systemic problem in the black community, which you have brought on by buying black votes.
ADDRESS THAT FRANCIS!! ADDRESS THAT LEE!! I really would like to discuss this. Because it is a problem we elected you to deal with. And you can’t. You vermin.
And Merry Christmas to you both. What time should I come over? Should I bring cookies?
Can one of your leftist readers please explain this logic?
Your problem is that you expect logic from liberals/progressives/communists. They exist in the completely different realm of emotional reaction.
BS: You make the flawed assumption that liberals operate from a place bearing any semblance to the logical. They exist entirely in the visceral realm. Bring their ideology into the light of logic and it evaporates to nothingness.
We have lost a great one today. An idiot servant. Just like you. This defines greatness:
Joe will be missed.
When one of the old rock stars of my youth like Joe Cocker dies it makes me feel just a tad older. Lung cancer from what I understand. If anyone is still a smoker, please give your family a great gift this year and quit.
Who said Ayn Rand and her fellow band of anti-altruist/atheists didn’t enjoy the Xmas season? Enjoy all you Fountainheads!
there is always the Millennial version:
and a Merry Christmas to all
When I was very little, we had a Christmas tree. It, too, was little – and fake. Yet, I loved all the ornaments we’d put on it – and the festivities of setting it up were grand, too.
Then when I was about 5, a neighbor mentioned to my mom how disgusting it was for a Jewish family to have a Christmas tree. That was it; the tree and the ornaments vanished.
I’ve never quite thought of decorating like Brother Antoine Chase…. only wish our busybody neighbor could have kept her big mouth shut and my beloved tree could have lasted a few more years.
I worked with a very Jewish older lady many years ago; she introduced this Catholic girl to all kinds of Jewish treats and customs. She was the one who put up the office Christmas tree and had more holiday spirit than most people I know.
Exactly, Anon Citizenette! You do not have to be Christian to enjoy Christmas. The spirit and the festivities have always been a joy to this non-religious Jew O:)
Peg, I used to live in the heart of an orthodox Jewish neighborhood in northern Manhattan. Ever Christmas there would be loud knock on the door and it would be my next door neighbor, an Auschwitz survivor, who would, in a booming voice, wish me Merry Christmas and invite me to his apartment for a generous pour of single-malt scotch. He was a godly man who kept Christmas as well as anyone I know. So Merry Christmas!
Anthony; love that story! Merry Christmas to you, Christopher and ALL the Fountain clan!
I would be remiss, abyss, thoughtless, silly, stupid, and absent minded if I didn’t take a moment to wish you and yours a Happy Festivus. We are still doing the whole politically correct thing, right Dude? Francis would be happy. Wish that commie a Happy Festivus as well.
Did you finish all of your shopping? Are you near an LL Bean Outlet? Can you pick me up some flannel boxers? Extra large crotch. Of course.
What are you hoping to get as a gift? Literacy? A sense of humor? Those would both be appropriate for you to wish for. And most appreciated on my part if you actually got them..
Are you cooking a Festivus turkey or doing road kill? You heathen.
Now remember. And this is most important. The Holidays can be a hectic time. We all run around, and buy crappy gifts for others, and tend to forget what Christmas is all about. It is not about hotties all dressed up in little Santa skirts and FMP’s. Although it should be. It’s about family and the moment. Don’t worry about tomorrow, don’t fret about the past. Just enjoy where you are, and realize how lucky you are to have all of those around you. And give them a hug. That is what is most important.
That is what Christmas is all about.
SO MERRY CHRISTMAS!! And all the best to you and yours. And the reader too!!
You frigging loser. Have a most Merry!!
In Hoc Anno Domini
Worth a moment to read regardless of faith
a skosh of entertainment for the holidays:
The Message in the Scale
Christmas is over. Back to the barricades.
Communism’s consequences in Cuba are predicable:
“Cuba long restricted car ownership almost entirely to prominent bureaucrats, high achievers in their fields and professionals who completed government service abroad.”
Leftism has been such a complete failure that the only people left who believe in it are $ Bill, Obama, university professors and the US media.
As Reagan said, some ideas are so stupid that only an intellectual could believe them.
Ha! Oddly enough I’d never heard that one, but absolutely spot on.
Seems it’s attributed to someone else: http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/393527-some-ideas-are-so-stupid-that-only-intellectuals-believe-them
Looking at my Xmas card from tax assessor (what timing)
Cannot understand why the tremendous increase in tax assessments for all these new houses and renovations had not REDUCED the taxes.
I blame the fertility rate of new residents.
good government doesn’t come cheap:
In other news, global warming continues to deny the British a traditional white Christmas (not):
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