Drunk as a fish; in fact, drunker

On a scale of one-to-ten, it' a three

On a scale of one-to-ten, it’s  a three

Driver who spilled 11,000 salmon across highway tests at 3X legal BAC.

He denied drinking, but the cops smelled something fishy, and didn’t believe his tail.


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3 responses to “Drunk as a fish; in fact, drunker

  1. those poor soles! a tragedy of this scale has me reeling.

  2. Walt

    Dude –

    I am floundering for words. This makes me want to jump off a very high perch. Albacore of your miserable attempt at humor. I could continue to carp on this, but I won’t.

    Anyhows, did you see this? Dannel Malloy gave his top 200 political appointees all a whale of a raise, effective December 26:

    This is a disgrace!! How about they don’t get ANYTHING until they can balance a budget? We pay these morons $200k a year so they can sit in their offices and play GO FISH!!

    Who do you know getting a 12% raise working for a FAILING BUSINESS!! Which is EXACTLY what Connecticut is right now. All of these politicians should be sleeping with the fishes.

    What do you think? You jumbo shrimp.
    Your Pal,

  3. AJ

    You’ll need to be considerably more drunk than a fish to buy this news report from the BBC: not a mere story of reincarnation but more a case of what seems to be a resurrection. After being killed in the Sandy Hook Massacre, it appears that Noah traveled to Pakistan only to be killed a second time, this time as one of the 141 children killed in the recent Taliban’s school massacre there.


    You only live twice?