His girlfriend may be hung, but he sure isn’t – not anymore

Chopping rats

Chopping rats

Angry wife snips off hubby’s wienie, then does it again for good measure.

A jealous wife in China chopped off her cheating husband’s penis as he slept, then snuck into his hospital room after he had it sewn back on — and hacked it off again and tossed it out the window.

… The jilted wife went berserk, grabbed a pair of scissors, stormed into their bedroom and cut off his penis while he was sleeping.

Lung was rushed to the hospital, where doctors were able to save the appendage and sew it back on.

But Feng was able to sneak into the recovery room, where she chopped his penis off a second time and threw it out the window, according to CEN.

Despite desperate search efforts, authorities were unable to find Lung’s manhood. Police believe it may have been stumbled upon by a stray dog or cat, according to CEN.

Lung’s side chick — Zhang Hung, 21 — said she’s OK with her man not being able to have more children.

“It doesn’t matter that he’s lost his fertility,” she told CEN. “He has five children already.”


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9 responses to “His girlfriend may be hung, but he sure isn’t – not anymore

  1. JimP

    How did he get away with five kids in China??

  2. Publius

    It being China, I would be curious to know, after being tossed out the window, what happened to the offending appendage. Perhaps Walt can enlighten us…….

  3. Walt

    Dude –

    Reading this story made my bung hole tighter than a frogs ass.

    Anyhows, this guy needs a fresh start. He needs to change his name.

    How about Dong Gone? Or No Mo Cum? Yu No Fuk? Wi Mei Wang? Hu Flung Wang?

    Got it!! Hu Tuk Wang!! And he should marry a woman named No Wang Fo Mei.

    Your Pal,