There go the Beatles

And so long, Three Little Pigs

And so long, Three Little Pigs

Textbook publisher cautions authors from mentioning pigs or “any pork product” in their books, lest Muslims or Jews be offended.

Schoolbook authors have been told not to write about sausages or pigs for fear of causing offence.

Guidance from leading educational publisher the Oxford University Press prohibits authors from including anything that could be perceived as pork-related in their books. 

Speaking of the ban, one author told BBC,

“Now, if a respectable publisher, tied to an academic institution, is saying you’ve got to write a book in which you cannot mention pigs because some people might be offended, it’s just ludicrous. It is just a joke.’

Muslim Labour MP Khalid Mahmood said: ‘I absolutely agree. That’s absolute utter nonsense. And when people go too far, that brings the whole discussion into disrepute.’

A spokesman for the Jewish Leadership Council added: ‘Jewish law prohibits eating pork, not the mention of the word, or the animal from which it derives.

Tory MP Philip Davies said: ‘How on earth can anyone find the word “pig” or “pork” offensive?

‘No word is offensive. It is the context in which it is used that is offensive.’

He added: ‘On the one hand you have politicians and the great and the good falling over each other to say how much they believe in freedom of speech and on the other hand they are presiding over people being unable to use and write words that are completely inoffensive.

‘We have got to get a grip on this nonsensical political correctness.

I Am the Walrus:

I am he as you are he as you are me
And we are all together
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
I’m crying

Have you seen the little piggies

Crawling in the dirt?
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around inHave you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts?
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in

In their styes with all their backing
They don’t care what goes on around
In their eyes there’s something lacking
What they need’s a damn good whacking

Everywhere there’s lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon


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9 responses to “There go the Beatles

  1. Cos Cobber

    pork is a trigger word?

  2. AJ

    So when will pork become illegal. When will you no longer be able to run it through the same checkout as their holinesses put their groceries on at the supermarket. Or will they, through self-imposed impositions, be forced to shop at Kosher markets or open their own. Oy vey!

  3. AJ

    PC Gone Wild . . .

    France’s President Francois Hollande asked Israeli premier Benjamin Netanyahu not to attend Paris’s phenomenal march against hatred on Sunday, claiming that his presence would be divisive, it has been reported.

  4. Mark B.

    On a side note, consider that Harrison was only 25 when he wrote Piggies, and Stills was barely 23 when he wrote For What It’s Worth.
    I remember thinking back in the late sixties, “Look at these freaking hippies”.
    I’m better at recognizing genius now, thankfully.