Which is why he wasn’t actually marching in the parade

I can't walk!

I can’t walk!

Indians complain that Obama chewed gum during parade.

President Obama is being knocked by local press for chewing gum today at the Republic Day parade in India.

“In an ungainly sight, cameras caught US President Brack Obama chewing gum during the Republic Day parade on Monday. In the picture captured by cameras and posted on Twitter by some users, Obama was spotted removing his chewing gum while PM Modi was seen trying to explain something to the US president,” reports the Times of India.



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13 responses to “Which is why he wasn’t actually marching in the parade

  1. AJ

    What can one say? He’s a crude, vulgar POS.

    When are you setting up a livestream creek cam. You could throw fish heads to the fiddler crabs and become world famous for the battles that ensue.

  2. are we sure it wasn’t a dental dam?

  3. AJ

    Walt is bored, so here you go:

    I know he prefers happy clams, but . . .

    I’ve seen scallops swimming while snorkeling in Martha’s Vineyard, but never in OG, despite all the scallop shells left on the banks of the creek, leftover from the days of the oyster boats.

  4. anonymous

    The footage that made me gag was Ø walking down the long red carpet to review the Indian troops. He had this look in his face, like The US sucks. I need to be head of a country that has all this fu**ing pagentry.

    Photos of Michelle and her constipation smirk are making the airwaves today too. Such a charming and classy couple.

  5. AJ

    Don’t tell me: the Big Zero is losing his ability to walk on water?

    • Libertarian Advocate

      Barack Obama, I knew Chauncey Gardner, and you are no Chauncey Gardner.

      [Paraphrasing Lloyd Bentzen’s comment to Dan Quayle in 1988 VP Debate]

  6. Toonces

    He chews nicotine gum. I guess it’s better than smoking – helped me quit. But I think he smokes AND he chews the gum when he can’t smoke.

  7. housecat

    At least he wasn’t picking his nose…

  8. Al Dente

    My birthday is next week if anyone wants to get me one of those hats the Indian guy has on, that would be great.

  9. Libertarian Advocate

    BTW, great headline that CF….

  10. Babylon Sister

    Even if his advisers were sharp enough to brief him on these types of cultural faux-paus prior to camera-infested diplomatic engagements… He’d be too proud to listen to their advice