Yale cancels global warming protest because it’s too cold

Baby it's cold outside! Elis rush back to their dorms.

Baby it’s cold outside! Elis rush back to their dorms.

“Pashmina and silk don’t protect down below zero”, protest leader Sally Strutters told FWIW. “We’ll reconvene after spring break; combine it with an Occupy Wall Street thing, or something.”

When did Yale drop mandatory science classes, and shouldn’t it bring them back?

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6 responses to “Yale cancels global warming protest because it’s too cold

  1. unless you’re stupid, the climate doesn’t kill you

  2. anonymous

    how long do we have to wait to learn if ur snowblowing efforts unearthed johns car?

  3. Thanks again Chris….for those of us that are quick to point out Yale Fail Tales we can add Tails, this buttresses our due lack of respect!

  4. Pure Fluff

    Hopefully the Whiffenpoofs were there to serenade them as they cowered in their dorms, huddled in fear from the man made warming that caused the cold winter.